viernes, 28 de septiembre de 2012

TADAIMA



TADAIMA!

La ostia puta, hacia siglos que ni me acordaba del blog!
recordando, recordando....nunca he sido muy bloggera.....Digamos que actualizaba por actualizar o por que me decian que "a ver si actualizaba..."....imaginaos el estado de mi diario.....xD

En fin.

Sólo era para recordar.
Sólo era por comprobar que aún me acuerdo de mi contraseña en Blogger
Sólo era para echarme unas risas recordando las entradas de este blogg y lo que me pude reir haciendolas.

Un saludo,

domingo, 20 de diciembre de 2009

HISTORIA GRÁFICA

bueno, gracias a Ale por mandarmelo,
bueno chicos, que no se diga que la II Guerra Mundial es dificil de entender....echarle una miradita a esto....más sencillo de explicar, imposible... xDDDDDD

Historia de la II Guerra Mundial



( haced click para agrandar)

viernes, 20 de noviembre de 2009

Bleach songs

vale, esta es una de las canciones de bleach que mas me gustan,

no es ni opening ni ending, es un "insert".

los forofos de bleach sabemos que en cuanto ponen esta cancion, Ichigo dará un palizón de campeonato a quien sea y como sea y le hará morder el polvo......^^




aqui esta la letra de la canción:

If you wanna see some action
Gotta be the centre of attraction
Make sure that they got their eyes on you, like the face that you see on every magazine

Be the focus of attention
Be the name that every one must mention
Come out from the shadows, it's your time, cos tonight is the night for everyone to see

It’s natural
You know that this is where you gotta be, it must be your destiny
Sensational
And you believe that, this is what you've waited for and it's you that they all adore, so baby

Now you feel like number one
Shining bright for everyone
Living out your fantasy, the
Brightest star for all to see
Now you feel like number one
Shining bright for everyone
Living out your fantasy, you're the
Brightest star there's ever been

Feel the heat that's all around you
Flashing lights and ecstasy surround you
Everybody wants a piece of you; you're the queen of the scene, living in a dream

It’s natural
You know that this is where you gotta be, it must be your destiny
Sensational
And you believe that, this is what you've waited for and it's you that they all adore

Now you feel like number one
Shining bright for everyone
Living out your fantasy, the
Brightest star for all to see

This is what you've waited for and it's you that they all adore

Now you feel like number one
Shining bright for everyone
Living out your fantasy, the
Brightest star for all to see
Now you feel like number one
Shining bright for everyone
Living out your fantasy, you're the
Brightest star there's ever been


Original title : Number One - Insert Song
Anime : Bleach
OST : Bleach Original Soundtrack I
Artist : Hazel Fernandes
Year of the OST : 2004

miércoles, 18 de noviembre de 2009

Antiguo Egipto & Love

Bien, esto me ha llamado la atención.

Os voy a poner unas cuantas canciones de amor
( si, se que es raro en mi, pero si, os voy a poner canciones de amor ¬¬´ además no os extrañeis tanto, la mayoria de las canciones que me gustan hablan de amor ¬¬´)

ejm...sigo...canciones de amor
DEL ANTIGUO EGIPTO, sacadas de papiros de más de tres mil años de antigüedad...

creis que ha cambiado mucho la cosa? nahhhhhhhh

lo siento, os la tengo que poner en ingles. para mas info leer varios libros sobre el tema, y mirar esta pagina,
o escuchar otras canciones aquí

My heart flutters hastily,

When I think of my love of you;

It lets me not act sensibly,

It leaps from its place.

It lets me not put on a dress,

Nor wrap my scarf around me;

I put no paint upon my eyes,

I'm even not anointed.

"Don't wait, go there," says it to me,

As often as I think of him;

My heart, don't act so stupidly,

Why do you play the fool?

Sit still, the brother comes to you,

And many eyes as well.

Let not the people say of me:

"A woman fallen through love!"

Be steady when you think of him,

My heart, do not flutter!

Fourth Stanza, from Papyrus Chester Beatty I



I Passed before His House

I passed before his house,

I found his door ajar;

My brother stood by his mother,

And all his brothers with him.

Love of him captures the heart

Of all who tread the path;

Splendid youth who has no peer,

Brother outstanding in virtues!

He looked at me as I passed by,

And I, by myself, rejoiced;

How my heart exulted in gladness,

My brother, at your sight!

If only the mother knew my heart,

She would have understood by now;

O Golden One, put it in her heart,

Then will I hurry to my brother!

I will kiss him before his companions,

I would not weep before them;

I would rejoice at their understanding

That you acknowledge me!

I will make a feast for my goddess,

My heart leaps to go;

To let me see my brother tonight,

O happiness in passing!

Sixth Stanza, from Papyrus Chester Beatty I

Seven days since I saw my sister,

And sickness invaded me;

I am heavy in all my limbs,

My body has forsaken me.

When the physicians come to me,

My heart rejects their remedies;

The magicians are quite helpless,

My sickness is not discerned.

To tell me "She is here" would revive me!

Her name would make me rise;

Her messenger's coming and going,

That would revive my heart!

My sister is better than all prescriptions,

She does more for me than all medicines;

Her coming to me is my amulet,

The sight of her makes me well!

When she opens her eyes my body is young,

Her speaking makes me strong;

Embracing her expels my malady—

Seven days since she went from me!

Seventh Stanza, from Papyrus Chester Beatty I


Saam-Plants here Summon Us

Saam-plants here summon us,

I am your sister, your best one;

I belong to you like this plot of ground

That I planted with flowers

And sweet-smelling herbs.

Sweet is its stream,

Dug by your hand,

Refreshing in the north wind.

A lovely place to wander in,

Your hand in my hand.

My body thrives, my heart exults

At our walking together;

Hearing your voice is pomegranate wine,

I live by hearing it.

Each look with which you look at me

sustains me more than food and drink.

Poem 2, from IIc, The Third Collection, Papyrus Harris 500

It Is Her Love that Gives Me Strength

My sister's love is on the far side.

The river is between our bodies;

The waters are mighty at flood-time,

A crocodile waits in the shallows.

I enter the water and brave the waves,

My heart is strong on the deep;

The crocodile seems like a mouse to me,

The flood as land to my feet.

It is her love that gives me strength,

It makes a water-spell for me;

I gaze at my heart's desire,

As she stands facing me!

My sister has come, my heart exults,

My arms spread out to embrace her;

My heart bounds in its place,

Like the red fish in its pond.

O night, be mine forever,

Now that my queen has come!

From IIIa. A Collection, The Cairo Vase 1266 + 25218





jueves, 5 de noviembre de 2009

cocacola

Efectos de la cocacola en el cuerpo humano


1. Vas al frigo y sacas una lata. La abres, y ya que estas en ello añades
una bolsa de Doritos y pones una peli, preferiblemente algo con un montón de
aliens o en su defecto con cierto tonillo futurista.

2. A los 10 minutos del primer trago: 10 cucharadas de azucar rondan por tu
sistema (100% de la cantidad diaria recomendada). Nostamal. La razón por la
que la gente no sale corriendo al cuarto de baño es porque el ácido
fosfórico que contiene reduce el sabor dulce y te permite seguir bebiendo.
[Bueno, esto siempre me ha parecido una exageración. Si te puedes comer tu
tiramisú y parte del del vecino, puedes tolerar una cocacola, digo yo]

3.A los 20 minutos: subidón de azucar en la sangre, lo que provoca otro
subidón de insulina. El hígado responde transformando en grasa todo el
azucar que puede encontrar. Pues que bien. Ya podía ponerse a crear
neuronas.

4. A los 40 minutos: se completa la absorción de cafeína. Se dilatan las
pupilas, sube la tensión y el higado completa la jugada liberando más azucar
en sangre.Plas, plas, plas. A estas alturas, los receptores de adenosina en
el cerebro están bloqueados. Consecuencia: adiós cansancio. Misión cumplida.

5. A los 45 minutos: el cuerpo aumenta la producción de dopamina estimulando
los centros cerebrales de placer. Como la heroína, curioso, curioso…..

6. A los 60 minutos: el ácido fosfórico se une al calcio, magnesio, zinc….
que están en el intestino, provocando otra subida en el metabolismo y
perdida de calcio.

¡¡A beber agua!!

viernes, 2 de octubre de 2009

Facebook!


aqui os dejo una fotico del facebook de hitler, buenisimo!!!!!!! si no podeis verla bien pinchar para hacerla mas grande, o si todo falla, siempre podeis verla en http://www.vagos.es/showthread.php?p=1051924644

martes, 1 de septiembre de 2009

Frikadas varias II

y cuando creia que no podía encontrar nada peor que el video anterior....voy y me cruzo ( en la misma page que antes...no me dejeis mirar más por hoy ahí,please)..... ejm...

me cruzo con "the legend of Neil"


http://www.effinfunny.com/legend-of-neil/seasons?vid=342&sid=1


no puedo describirlo, aún no...